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"I Want To Kill Myself But I Don't Want My Family and Friends To Feel Bad." A very sweet sentiment which excuses your utterly contemptible cowardice by passing it off as "concern" about others--which let's you save your miserable coward-skin while still patting yourself on the back for being an emotional hero.
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