ixl
A useless, repetitive math website that causes he pulling out of hair, suicidal thoughts, stress, and maybe sometimes, computer damage.
"Dude what happen to your computer?"
"I was on IXL"
"Oh that explains it"
"I was on IXL"
"Oh that explains it"
ixl
this one torture device that your parents and teachers force you to do and they silently watch as you snap the computer in half.
Use if you support cussing, suicidal thoughts, and all things FROM THE PIT OF HELL
p.s. Satan thinks paul mishkin can take over his job in hell.
Use if you support cussing, suicidal thoughts, and all things FROM THE PIT OF HELL
p.s. Satan thinks paul mishkin can take over his job in hell.
Child 1: Hey why do you have that Pastor Olukoya prayer book?
Child 2: Im praying out the demons IXL put inside of me.
Child 2: Im praying out the demons IXL put inside of me.
ixl
A hellish website in which innocent children take it up the ass while other kids pretend to be excited about how many questions they have answered to become teachers’ pets and get “special” treatment. Complete BULLSHIT!!!!
Kid1- Hey I’m in the hospital.
Kid2- Why
Kid1- Attempted ixl
Kid2- Never try that. Ever
Kid2- Why
Kid1- Attempted ixl
Kid2- Never try that. Ever
ixl
The worst study website there is. It is bad thing. It will drive people insane. It leads to people ripping their hair out, stress, yelling, hurting themselves, and sometimes computer disasters.
"Why is all the computers in the computer room damaged?" person one said.
"There were kids on ixl in there." person two said.
"That explains a lot." person one said.
"There were kids on ixl in there." person two said.
"That explains a lot." person one said.
ixl
a dumbass website which induces side effects that include bouts of 'insanity', 'rage', 'suicidal thoughts' and more.
Be prepared to die when you go onto the site.
Be prepared to die when you go onto the site.
Example:
Tim: Oh my god, why is Timmy destroying the school's government-funded tiny-ass laptops?
Tom: Oh, he was forced to do IXL for 3 hours and he just lost it.
Tim: Oh, that explains a lot! Just the other day, He had to go to hospital in critical condition due to brain damage. Sad.
Tim: Oh my god, why is Timmy destroying the school's government-funded tiny-ass laptops?
Tom: Oh, he was forced to do IXL for 3 hours and he just lost it.
Tim: Oh, that explains a lot! Just the other day, He had to go to hospital in critical condition due to brain damage. Sad.
ixl
A terrible (worse than terrible) math and language arts website that teachers assign to their students so they get paid more
SIDE EFFECTS:
Self-abuse, suicidal thoughts and/or actions, computer damage, and many other things
SIDE EFFECTS:
Self-abuse, suicidal thoughts and/or actions, computer damage, and many other things
*mom crying* "Why Timmy, why......"
Timmy's Headstone: Died of an ixl overload
Timmy's Headstone: Died of an ixl overload
ixl
The most fucked up stupid-ass website where it feels like you are studying Calculus in Pre-K. Your parents and teachers force you to do this bullshit and it promotes ideas of questioning life, suicidal thoughts, depression, and emotional damage.
Paul Mishkin: Bro I am the best person in the world because I created IXL
The millions of people who went emo because of this and are about to start WWIII: B#tc! you gon' die ☠️
The millions of people who went emo because of this and are about to start WWIII: B#tc! you gon' die ☠️