Izerman
Izerman is a beautiful man who loves to sit alone and read books. He usually spends his time rescuing animals and even considers talking to them as on of his many talents. He even has a secret side, preforming as a $tripper on the weekends with a 12 ft shlong.
Woman 1: Woahh!! Izerman is the sexiest man alive, my coochie is TINGLING!!
Woman 2: BACK OFF!! He will eat ME out tonight!!
Woman 2: BACK OFF!! He will eat ME out tonight!!
Izerman
Izerman is a sexy and gorgeous girl, but that is only a disguise to cover her inner self: a demon lizard who can bite you and give you rabies babies. Her long tail can whip you, so make sure to behave ;) She has lots of friends and is the popular girl. She gets sad quite often and wants to turn into a water lizard to swim under the bridge with her other family members on her dad’s side. She also can turn her roast beef into a hotdog, and it tastes very yummy.
Izerman is so sexy, I think ima make her my wifey.