jackaloon
a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.
"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."
Jackaloon
A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.
There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.
Jackaloon
Male who is obcest with masturbating.
Your brother is such the jackaloon. He just went back to his bedroom for the 5th time today.
jackaloon
Singular form of one type of crypto-currency used by pirates.
"I think we need to be on the same wi-fi network to transfer a jackaloon."
"Prepare to be boarded and hand over your jackaloons."
"Prepare to be boarded and hand over your jackaloons."