Jack and Pass
The Jack and Pass is a bedtime ritual, some people swear by it. To Jack and Pass is to jack off and then pass out. The excitement of masturbation followed by the relief of getting a nut puts you in a relaxed state, allowing you to fall asleep quickly.
Person 1: Hey we're going to the bar, wanna come with?
Person 2: Nah I'm kinda tired, probably gonna go home to Jack and Pass.
Person 2: Nah I'm kinda tired, probably gonna go home to Jack and Pass.