jack feeney
Jack Feeney is the name of a sex god. Every time a female sees him, she uncontrollably cums in her pants. It is impossible to calculate his body count because he never stops having sec. Scientists have decided to consider his body count as infinity. Jack Feeney, the sex god, is something that has never existed on this Earth.
“Omfg it’s Jack Feeney!” *jizzes everywhere*