jackhamspaxrillhoesaw
the unholy combination of a jackhammer, a hammer, a sword, a pickaxe, an axe, a drill, a hoe, and a chainsaw. we have gone too far. there is no going back. comes with an optional Swiss army knife attachment.
"work has been so much easier now that I finally bought that jackhamspaxrillhoesaw! now I can do everything with just one tool!"