Jack Love
Jack Love, well known as Mr Steal Yo' Girl. If one was to like a girl but is ugly as hell and a man, Jack Love, comes along he WILL steal yo girl. however this is only true in the case that the girl is over 8.5 on a logarithmic scale (which apparently isn't hard).
person1: Hey that guy just stole my girl
person2: Oh that's Jack love
person2: Oh that's Jack love
Jack loves dick
Jack sucked my brothers cock last night
Jack loves dick so much