jack mac
A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.
Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits
Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.
Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.
jack mac attack
The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole
Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked
I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!
I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!
Mac jack
Stealing a macbook from someone when they are not paying attention
Jimmy got mac jacked when he wasn't paying attention in class
mac-jack
Someone who uses a macintosh and thinks they're the greatest things ever. Usually doesn't know a damn thing about computers.
That mac-jack has every piece of mac compatible software and it can't even fill his harddrive.
Jack Mac male
Someone who looks like a gnome and is orange
Jack Mac male bozo "Jack Mack you garden gnome HHAAHHAHAHAHAHA" "ranga L + ratio" \\