Jackopass
When you take a pumpkin to a bar and start making a jackolantern, decide half way through that you are too drunk, so you leave and pass it off on other patrons.
I took a big pumpkin to the pub then totally jackopassed.
Jackopass
Verb: to bring a pumpkin into a bar, ask for a knife to make a jackolantern, start the process then leave it to other patrons once half finished because you are too drunk to stay.
I took a big pumpkin to the pub and totally jackopassed.