Jack Osbourne

Talentless piece of shite, actually believes he's a good producer or whatever eventhough he fails to understand he's where he is only thanks to daddy's money. It's more of an occupation than a real vocation.
Too fat, probably from stuffing his face with too many rich foods.
The definition of a meaningless life : due to his father's achievements he will continue to live off his money like a spoilt brat all his life...and probably get fatter in the process.

he's a fat little joke who thinks he's some kind of pimp and record executive. when in actuallity the fat, ugly little shit would never be in the record buisiness or get any of the the skanks that he does, if he wasn't ozzy's son.

fat little shit who labours under the mis-aprehenshion that he is hard.
his dad is a total geezer though

Son of Ozzy Osbourne. Has actually lost a lot of weight and is trying to live a healthier lifestyle. Turned away from drugs and alcohol because he previously had to go to rehab.

He looks like Bozo but 100 lbs more fat. If Ozzy didn't do drugs long ago, I'm sure Jack would be an orphan.

Son of Ozzy...fat but still hot and rich.

A stupid fat fuck who thinks hes cool. Would probably die of starvation if he dident have daddys money. Only eighteen and had to go to rehab for drinking and smoking pot, what a loser