Jackstand
When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.
"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."
the autozone jackstands
When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.
I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.
[kick] it off the jackstands
To get really drunk and wild in a short time.
If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party
If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party
I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work