Jackural
A man that loves cream. The jackural doesn't want his friends to see the connotation cream has with human sperm. When confronted with this, the jackural plays it off as something that is not sperm but also does not provide an explanation to what cream is if not sperm.
Jackural: Spuit room in my boud asseblief Adriaan ja ja!
Adriaan: Is room nie sperm nie Jack?
Jackural: Ja Ja! Roompies! *pig noises*
Adriaan: Is room nie sperm nie Jack?
Jackural: Ja Ja! Roompies! *pig noises*