Jacoblopez
A guy who has major issues. He cries when he doesn't get his way. He throws tantrums and Kool aid when you make him mad. He thinks he's such a catch when he's actually one you should throw back. He is a leach and thief and the biggest liar you've ever met. He makes bad choices and is obsessed with sex. He thinks he's so good at shooting pool but he is actually just a major lame.
If you run into a Jacoblopez definitely beat him up or go the other direction... Fast.