Jacobness
An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)
You could tell that man had a Jacobness to him when he walked.
Jacob
Jacob. Theres 2 kinds. Height wise: they can be really tall.... Or really short. Personality wise: The ones who are real assholes and then these ones >> The guy of your dreams but you dont see it right away. He is a real gentleman when he is dating a girl and the best part about being with a Jacob is joking around him. He is the funniest kid you will ever meet and he's not bad looking either. You definitley want to be friends with him.
Hey. You know that kid Jacob?
Which one? The asshole?
No the other one.
Oh yeah he's funny.
Which one? The asshole?
No the other one.
Oh yeah he's funny.
Jacob
The 27th letter in the alphabet.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Jacob
Jacobating
Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.
Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.
Jacob
One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.
Girl- Why are you crying?
Girl 2- Jacob doesn't like me.
Girl 2- Jacob doesn't like me.
Jacob
A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness. He is a wild child who loves to have fun.
I just hung out with Jacob, God he is crazy.
Jacob
The best friend someone can ask for. He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. He is typically quiet around most people, but is very outgoing with his friends and family. Strangely enough,he loves violence.
Me: Did you see that guy? He's so hot!
Friend: Right? He must be Jacob!
Friend: Right? He must be Jacob!