jacob nicholas

he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's

Both are troubles. If you like one of them, the other one might like you. He is self-assertive and probably thinks you like them. They are okay-ish at insulting. Hes an old man in a young boys body and doesn't read wattpad. hes nice but when you get to know them, there just an ass thinking there a smart ass