jacob sartorious
an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.
jacob sartorious is a flop
jacob sartorious
a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover
wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious
jacob sartorious
a little stupid white kid that tries to be black so hard and gets followers for it
"Uh John pulled a jacob sartorious on snapchat what a bitch."
jacob sartorious
The biggest fuckboi ever
Oh look he cant rap the abc's, what a jacob sartorious thing to do.
Jacob Sartorious's
ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”
Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe
Jacob Sartorious
A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;
Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
Jacob Sartorious
A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet
9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs