Jacob's Law
This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
Jacob's Law
During a board game, a player, who has played the game more than once, cannot change their decision for a more advantageous one, once they have finished their turn. A turn that is over, is over!!!
Player 1's turn ends... During player 2's turn, player 1 says... " NO WAIT... I did not mean to do that." Player two says, "Jacob's Law"
Jacob's Law
The scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. Inferring that no matter how well things are going, something stupid is bound to happen.
Perry: "Jacob is doing really well so far..."
Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."
Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."
Jacob Law
The hottest guy on the planet, besides Hunter Lee Hayes, He has a massive Lollipop and is made for women attraction He is perfect.
"Jacob Law is soooo hot"-Molly Walker
Jacob's Third Law
Men are always right, Women are always wrong.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
Jacob's Third Law
Men are always right, women are always wrong.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not.
According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow
According to Jacob's Third Law (by Jacob, who was also a man) Thomas is right, he is not yellow