snatch you bald
A threat to pull out all of one's hair. Often said by irate mothers.
"Give me that headband before I snatch you bald."
You fat bald bastard!
Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.
(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-
Are you bald?
Another way to call someone dumb or stupid.
You lit a joint up while your parents were home? are you bald?