are you bent
British slang for acting in a homosexual manner.
Oi John, are you bent? Quit asking to see my ass.
You got me bent
To be said when someone is insisting on doing something you normally would not do unless whipped. Usually, it is to be said while making the confused Jimmy Butler face.
Friend: We should buy an eight ball for Friday!
You: You got me bent if you think I'll be doing some dumb shit like that.
You: You got me bent if you think I'll be doing some dumb shit like that.