Are you dumb in the head?
A savage rhetorical question to ask a person who has just said something so surprisingly, ridiculously, absolutely, incredible, astonishingly, inordinately, vitally, unbearably, dreadfully, shockingly, eminently, particularly, immeasurably, crucially, dumb that their stupidness blows your goddamn mind.
Him: "I know I was an awful boyfriend but I just wish we could get back together."
Me: "Are you dumb in the head?"
Me: "Are you dumb in the head?"