Are you fucking me?
1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'
Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.
2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.
Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.
2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.
1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"
2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"
2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"
are you fucking me seriously?
A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.
Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.
Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.
A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"
"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"
"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"
Are you fucking with me
It's like are you kidding me, but more extreme
Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me
Are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.
Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry
Are you fucking kidding me?
A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.
"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.
Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?
basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.
Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?
basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.
Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
fuck you, me
What I keep thinking over and over ‘till I’m out of my mind.
I repetitively think to myself,“fuck you, me.”
I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!
I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!