Jaguar XE
This is a jag often referred to as the poor mans jag. It is a load of crap that offers no luxury and is at heart a Ford Mondeo under the hood. People who buy this car are definitely trying to compensate for penis size but don’t have the proper money to do so… *cough* *cough* T *cough* *cough*
Women -“Omg is that a Jag”
Chapman -“Yea a Jaguar XE, sexy isn’t it”
Women -“Oh and XE…ummm…sorry I don’t date small (minded) men”
Chapman -“Yea a Jaguar XE, sexy isn’t it”
Women -“Oh and XE…ummm…sorry I don’t date small (minded) men”
Jaguar XE
Jaguar once again tried to break into the compact luxury sedan market and failed miserably. While the XE was by no means a bad car, the objectively worse Infiniti Q50 was a stronger seller, and the established Lexus, Mercedes, BMW, Audi and Volvo sedans performed much better especially in the all-important US market. A far better car than that mess of an X-type, but was it too small?
The Jaguar XE is a much better gateway drug to JLR than a Range Rover Evoque.