jahong-ed
when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device
guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.
Jahonger
Named after Alfred Jahonger, a certain type of bracket used in music theory, for chord modulation. Also used as slang for a music teacher’s nipples.
Wow! Look at Mr Dashew’s unusually large Jahongers!