jahova's witness

The reason I own dogs

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

A religious cult that gets together on every Tuesday and Thursday to drink the punch. They can't do math correctly because they haven't figured that the number of 144,000 has been reached and there is no point of continuing the cult. They also cannot read the Bible, so they made their own which is way shorter and with pictures for them to understand only what they want. They also are very gay people that made a web site called www.pcgamessource.com, which they dictate like Nazis. If you have time go onto their forums and write random things. They also travel in herds.

The sexiest people ever, that come to your house. They wear white robes, and carry spears. They take children away from their families. <3

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.