jail-whale
An underage person who is overweight; portmanteau of jailbait and whale. Jail-whales may or may not come equipped with a whale tail.
"This girl I met on myspace sounds really cute but she's probably a jail-whale so I'm gonna steer clear."
whale jail
A facility where marine animals are used for research and then put on display for tourists.
Ex: The Alaska Sea Life Center in Seward, AK
Ex: The Alaska Sea Life Center in Seward, AK
Let's go to the whale jail and free Willy, that'll show those goddamn marine mammal biologists!