Jairoed

To get your rightful delveries jacked out from underneath you because an old Columbian man with 'a family' who pretends like he doesn't understand english, doesn't have a single freakin moral and will rape you for your rightful tips every time you are not paying attention.

A unique good looking guy that cares about his friends, is very emotional, quiet, and a creative thinker that's always outside the box. He's liked among a broad demographic and he doesn't realize it. He's always supportive and helps whenever he can. While liked, he's always targeted for blame because he is naive. People that have a Jairo in their life are lucky while he may think to himself that he's an everyday man and plain.

Within a group conversation, the ridiculous act of repeating something that was literally just stated within the last few minutes. The person responsible for the Jairo is immediately scolded by the others by screaming “Jairo”, “Fucking Jairo”, or other variations.

Someone who laughs a lot, who is a good friend and jokes a lot.

God, insanely powerful.

God, insanely powerful being.

Extreme. That feeling you get when you're playing chicken with a steam locomotive. You stare it down as your heart pumps liquid courage through your veins. You feel weightless yet the ground you stand on sinks beneath your feet from the weight of how awesome you are. The train, a few feet from crashing into you, derails itself like the pussy it is and crashes off the side of a cliff.