Jake and Josh Hayes

They are two motherfuckers who take everyone for granted. They lie are manipulative. unpopular have no friends and don't know when to shave their pedo-staches. They are pussies. Talk shit but can't fight or act on what they say. Don't ever date them unless you want someone to control everything you do.

Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"

Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"