Jake Fowler
Jake Fowler is a legend. That's all there is to it. Jake Fowler is the purest example of the sick and twisted nature that dwells on Planet Earth. Everyone should strive in life to be more like Jake. He is smart, charismatic, capable, and most importantly free in all the ways most are not. Chaos, cocaine, parties, fighting, car chases, jail time, and the smell of napalm in the morning; all these things exists simply so someone like him may practice them all. Be like Jake. Live like Jake. Jake Fowler reigns supreme.
"Jake Fowler? The legend? He's one crazy motherfucker, I'd love to party with that wild bastard."
"Jake Fowler might seem chill but deep down he's to crazy for his own good. Stay away from that one."
"Jake Fowler might seem chill but deep down he's to crazy for his own good. Stay away from that one."