Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

Jake from state farm

An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.

Person 1: What's your name?
Jake: Jake
Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm?
Jake: No, fuck you.

Jake from state farm

Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

Jake from State Farm

what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.

Who were you with all night? Jake from State Farm

jake from state farm

What you say when someone asks "Who are you?"

Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this?

Person 2: Jake from State Farm.

Jake From State Farm

A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.

I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.

jake from State Farm

my only friend

Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.

俚语	jake from state farm
释义	Jake from state farm Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs. Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really! Wife: Who is that. Guy: Jake from state farm. Guy: Sounds like a really good deal. Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS Guy: It's Jake from state-farm. Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm" Jake: Ugh... Khakis Wife: She sounds hideous Guy: Well she's a guy so... Jake from state farm An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else. Person 1: What's your name? Jake: Jake Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm? Jake: No, fuck you. Jake from state farm Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm. ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM Jake from State Farm what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning. Who were you with all night? Jake from State Farm jake from state farm What you say when someone asks "Who are you?" Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this? Person 2: Jake from State Farm. Jake From State Farm A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis. I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night. jake from State Farm my only friend Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.
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