Jaken
A thicc pimp daddy
"Who's that pimp daddy?" "That's Jaken"
Jaken
Jaken is probably the best looking person you will ever meet. You could describe him as really hot and attractive, over the top handsome, extremely sexy and super sweet. He smells better than everything you've ever smelled and it is impossible not to fall in love with him. If he falls in love with you too you're the happiest person in the world.
"Do you know who that good looking guy over there is?"
"Yes that's Jaken but I'm sorry he's already taken."
"Yes that's Jaken but I'm sorry he's already taken."
Jaken
A really funny person with great side comments for school. Always makes your face turn bright red with laughter. Also super cute.
"Whose that great guy over there?" That's Jaken.
jaken
The ultimate smartest person you'll meet. The Queen of grammar. Someone who sometimes whispers to weird things like lightposts or smartie boxes.
"Shake your head jaken"
jaken
Doing nothing while your co-worker picks up your slack. Principally someone who has been jaken will also belittle you for your hard work.
There has been too much jaken going on at work .
Jaken's car
The best place to make out. In that car your girlfriend will do anything for you.
"Did you hear they made out in Jaken's car?"
are you jaken me
another way of saying "are you kidding me"
"dumb and dumber" ARE YOU JAKEN ME RIGHT NOW