Jake off
When someone live streams themselves on Instagram or any other media, having a fat ass wank!
"I felt bored and horny, so I opened Instagram and started to have a Jake off"
jake off
To rub one out till ejaculation. It’s just like jacking off, but too may people named Jake would rather say Jake Off instead of Jack
“What’s up Jake?” Billy asks. “Oh nothing, just pulling my pants down to JAKE OFF to your mom in the shower!”
Jaking off
The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate
Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off
Oh he's probably jaking off
Jakeing Off
The act of talking to your porno.
Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"
Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"
Jacob- "he's jakeing off"
Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"
Jacob- "he's jakeing off"
Jaking Off
The act of jerking off at a friend's house.
"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"
Jakeing Off
The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.
Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.
Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.
Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.
A Union Jake-Off
A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together
No Blankets
No Women
No Shame
Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
No Blankets
No Women
No Shame
Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head