JALAB
It's an Uzbek swear word often used by aggressive and disappointed Uzbeks during an uncomfortable situation. Also, the word that is translated into English is called "condom".
JALAB (but in an aggressive form)
*driver 1 accidentally crashes his car into driver 2*
Driver 2: *Gets out of his car very angrily* "Hey! Are you JALAB!? Watch where you're going asshole!
Driver 1: I'm sorry man! It was just an accident!
JALAB (but in translated form for "condom")
Friend 1: Hey man, always wear a JALAB before sex
*driver 1 accidentally crashes his car into driver 2*
Driver 2: *Gets out of his car very angrily* "Hey! Are you JALAB!? Watch where you're going asshole!
Driver 1: I'm sorry man! It was just an accident!
JALAB (but in translated form for "condom")
Friend 1: Hey man, always wear a JALAB before sex
Jalabated
The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.
Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.