Jalapeno Popsicle
Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.
The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”