Jalapeno Popper
A facial given by a Latino, preferably Mexican. Bonus points for hitting the eyes causing a burning or stinging sensation.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I love giving you head. Now I want you to give me a jalapeno popper," said Suzie.
Jalapeno Popper
An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.
I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.
Jalapeno Popper
Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.
"ahhh it hurts so badly" *thumping of leg against tile floor*
"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"
"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"
jalapeno popper
A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.
All of Charlie's girlfriends have been Latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!
jalapeno popper
1. A mixed drink in which the ingredients consist of chilled semen and salsa, preferably hot. This particular refreshment is usually order shaken not stirred.
1.ok ok one more shot only if its a jalapeno popper... frank the tank! frank the tank!
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.
Kentucky Jalapeno Popper
An added element in the art of swisking where one inserts (pops) the pepper in prior to the swirling.
Bro, you have never experienced swisking until you've tried a Kentucky Jalapeno Popper.
jalapeno hot popper
When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female
God last night i gave myself a jalapeno hot popper. Im still hurting.