Jalepeno Buttsex
After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.
You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."
Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."
Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."