jalop
To smack or attack someone with a penis.
*thwack*
I just jaloped you!
I just jaloped you!
jalop
a dumb or goofy person
your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.
jalop
being greedy over food or too damn big
There is no reason you should’ve that much on yo tray it’s giving jalop
jalop
v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.
After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.
jalop
Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.
"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*
jalop
the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.
There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.
jalop
What Cosmix said