James McCormack

Such a creature can only be described in such terms:

Jimmy Mack
Mack-a-lack
Mack Attack
Mickey J
Mackistan
J Mack
M J
J M
Pierce Brosnan
Bierce Prosnan
Jam
Pancakes
Aunt Jemima
Jabba the Hutt
Rico Suave
King Zora
Swedish Cheesecake
Swedish Pizza
Fat Pizza
Crack Attack
Krakatoa
Nibbles
Kirk Hammett
Mack o' Lantern
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Rolly Polly Ollie
Chim Richalds
Matt Brownlee
Cyrus McCormick and the Reaper
McCormack & Schmitts
Mike Fraino
Jimmy J
Mack-a-Shack
Shaq Attack
Shlap-a-mack
Shark Attack
Bark-a-lack
Guinness Gunnarson
Chinbad
Simba
Tarzan
Clayton
Wakka
Macarena Yevon
Poopface
Yngwie