James Stone
A male, usually age 40 - 50, who is extremely frail, obsessed with tennis, listens to Whitney Houston, and enjoys being penetrated anally. Most often, a James Stone will try his hardest to appear straight and be "one of the guys". However, this is just an act, as a James Stone can usually be caught checking out men's asses at parties, work, or on the tennis court.
Dude, I was at this party last night, and some weirdo was wearing tennis shorts, listening to Whitney Houston on his iPod, and checking out my friend's ass. He must be a James Stone.