James theory

The universe began as the size of a pin head,extremely dense and hot.
As it got hotter the particles inside vibrated more and more until eventually nuclear fission occured, splitting everything inside it into two and creating infinite chain reactions. Eventually forming our solar system.

"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.

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