Jamestown
Once a bucolic island hamlet of vacation homeowners, townies and affluent islanders. These days the place has become a target of off island investors, and the real estate market has been taken over by flipping, speculation and schadegging.
"Hey let's head down to Jamestown this weekend and throw a block party!" "What kind of a block party could we have when every other house on the street is empty and owned by jackass out of town investors???""Well maybe it will make us all rich some day...to plan B let's all go bar hopping in Newport!"
Jamestown
9 by 1.5 island community located at the mouth of the narragansett bay in Rhode Island. Home of the socially elite, the kids here have there choice of schools and drugs. Typical saturday nights include 'pick ups' and sketchy walks down narragansett ave...where all the drunk people from the bar roam back and forth from xtra mart to the water. With only like 3 choices in places to party, potters (poison ivy capital of the world), eldred ave (soccer moms blow it up) and hulls cove (but too close to romanos crib). Jamestown is stocked full with sweet waterfront cribs to chill in, good looking but SKETCHY girls and of course the deli..where number 8's rule the land.
In jamestown if your looking for a place for one of those earlier mentioned 'pickups' you need go no further than our very own skatepark. Wicked!
Jamestowner
A resident of Jamestown who spends most of their time skating and smoking. Boys and girls alike most often have a head of long, unbrushed hair and consider swimming in the ocean as good as taking a shower. It is not uncommon for one to wear the same clothes for multiple days at a time but are most recognized for their likeability, dispite their appearance. Almost all jamestowners own longboards and spend their days bombing hills or cliff jumping at Fort Wetherill. After graduating 8th grade from Jamestown School, students go on to NKHS where they are realized to be at least 1000% cooler than kids from NK. Because of this factor, North Kingstown residences often find themselves making friends from Jamestown so they can come to the island and pretend to be awesome. NK kids who visit Jamestown have been known to call themselves Jamestownies in feeble attempts to fit in. This often leads to corruption among visitors and soon everyone from out of town is referring to Jamestowners as Jamestoners. All in all, Jamestowners are a very fine breed of chill, down to earth kids who are otherwise described as the epidemy of cool.
Jamestowner: "Let's go bomb some gnar hills at Wetherill, then we can swim at Dutch and go eat at Fred's."
Jamestown
A small 1x9 island, in the edges of Narragansett Bay, RI. Jamestown- where you can have the crappiest house, and someone will still buy it for 2.8 million. Kids there have nothing to do but get stoned, jump off the docks, and chow down on the delicacies of cumbies and xtra mart. Alcholic soccer moms and yacht club dads produce grubby haired skateborading teenagers, who spend 115 bucks for ripped jeans, and reefs. A night out could contain walking to the playground and smoking in the tires, and a quick skinny dip off the dutch harbor docks. to get a local hook up, whip out your camera phone and call your next door neighboor. Later, you can post your drunken photos online. Parents form other towns in the state look down upon these poor rich kids, and forrbid their precious babies to visit for the night.
Kid from any other town: Hey mom, I'm heading to jamestown for the night.
Concerned parent: Oh, i don't think so. Those skateboarders might have some marijuana!!! And i think i saw their mother drunk at the oyster bar!
Concerned parent: Oh, i don't think so. Those skateboarders might have some marijuana!!! And i think i saw their mother drunk at the oyster bar!
Jamestown
Jamestown, Rhode Island's changed a bit since the last few entries. Mostly, it's not quite the party spot it used to be, due to a hefty addition to the Jamestown Police force. Seeing that there isn't much to do for a cop in such an island community, they don't have much else to do but bust kids. Did i mention the police density is larger than that of NYC? Therefore a lot of the party veterans have are waist deep in the family court system and don't need much more trouble. There are never really any houses to hang out in either, because no one ever wants to have people over and get into any more trouble, so hanging usually takes place outside or if your lucky a car in the winter. However, we still find ways to have get togethers while the veteran trouble makers are smart enough to not get caught and the new idiots who party with their supercool North Kingstown friends get screwed at their sweet 16's. Anyway, the drugs aren't quite as extreme. I don't know why people always say you will be able to pick up at the skatepark (where we all still shred), because you won't, at least not very much at all (have been subject to random police searches with no probable cause). The hatches have been batten down a tad, but it's still one of the best places in New England, with some of the tightest and coolest groups of friends around. JTN
naive NK girl: Like oh my god, i have this friend from Jamestown i just met, and she's seriously the chillest girl. Jamestown's just like so sick, you know? I actually want to get a tattoo of the island, how BOMB would that be?!
Jamestown
Jamestown is a place in southern rhode island where basically all the cool kids live. It is filled with people of all kinds but is none the less, a family. There on the island they attend north kingstown high school and are looked upon as the "JTN stoners" also called "Jamestoners". Although some teens there smoke and drink they are kind and fun people. They enjoy to take walks on beaches, get a slice at House and chill with their friends. Many of the Jamestown boys enjoy skateboarding at Lawn Ave middle school. Winter is not Jamestown's best season so come back in the summer when there is no shortage of things to do. JTN!
NKHS Girl: Wtf, those girls are such Jamestown wannabees.
jamestown
a small island in southern rhode island where it seems as if all the other people in the state visit in order to experience psychadelic drugs. in jamestown you can find nothing but punks and hippies and the occasional black wannabe. jamestown is a place where skateboarding is more popular than football and the mushrooms are never prtabello... always mind enhancing. most parents will not let their children come to jamestown because if he does, within weeks of his first encounter with this magical region, he will be "one with earth." he will be rolling his own cigarettes and talking in nothing but street drug slang. but the most important thing of all is we jamestowners love our mother nature.
Jamestowner says: "yooooooo i just got this crazy new drug, have some!"