janal
the act of accidentally hitting the wrong hole during vaginal intercourse thus causing the woman to "jump". a very quick accidental anal penetration.
tiffany and i were doing it and i gave her a quick janal! she was very pissed!
Janal
To butt chug a mixture of Tito's Vodka and Adderall, whilst having two pairs of underwear on. Then after feat is over, you take an upper decker in a public toilet.
Jane took a Janal at the The Bachelorette party
Janal
to have anal sex with a woman called jane.
maaan, i heard that, that stuart guy had janal.
Janal
1.Slang or shortened term for Jane Turner.
1.I know a girl who loves janal.
Janalli
A suburb which contains large amounts of subsidised housing in which graffiti and lad culture is rife.
Friend - "Hey Man i accidentally got off the train at Janalli and a lad tagged my shirt and stole my wallet when i wasn't looking".
Friend 2 - "That's why they call it the J-Hole"
Friend 2 - "That's why they call it the J-Hole"
Janal Fever
An incurable disease picked up when eating from food stalls in south east Asia. Symptoms consist of a constant ooze of anal syrup out of your Janus, resulting in severe embarrassment when any light coloured pants are worn.
"Hey Nick, want to come play golf today?"
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."
Janal
janal getting blacked 🐍
janal gets bummed aggressively