Jantzed
A situation in which one consumes an enormous amount of alcohol, causing an individual to stagger about in a disgraceful manner, rambling on incoherently. Can lead to other embarrassing events such as performing card tricks that don't exist, and walking through ankle deep puddles without notice.
Brian: "Wow, Graham has really pounded through that whiskey tonight!"
Jeff: "Did he drink that entire bottle straight up?"
Brad: "Fucking rights.... He's gonna be sooo Jantzed tonight!"
Indian 1: "Hey Freddy, do you wanna go down to the creek and get Jantzed with me?"
Indian 2: "It sounds great but we'd better hurry...Lunch is in an hour "
Jeff: "Did he drink that entire bottle straight up?"
Brad: "Fucking rights.... He's gonna be sooo Jantzed tonight!"
Indian 1: "Hey Freddy, do you wanna go down to the creek and get Jantzed with me?"
Indian 2: "It sounds great but we'd better hurry...Lunch is in an hour "
jantz
noun*
a passenger killed in a car accident while his/her brother was driving and survived.
verb*
1.to kill a person with a car, either accidentally or on purpose.
2. the act of dying in a car accident
*can be used in place of words rhyming with it, for example dance and pants
a passenger killed in a car accident while his/her brother was driving and survived.
verb*
1.to kill a person with a car, either accidentally or on purpose.
2. the act of dying in a car accident
*can be used in place of words rhyming with it, for example dance and pants
noun
ex: "But his brother is in critical condition? What a jantz!"
verb
1. ex: "Did you see that guy just get jantzed over there!"
2. ex: "Tommy jantzed away last week, his funeral will be held next week with a eulogy from his brother who was driving and lived"
*: "We can jantz the night away together!"
ex: "But his brother is in critical condition? What a jantz!"
verb
1. ex: "Did you see that guy just get jantzed over there!"
2. ex: "Tommy jantzed away last week, his funeral will be held next week with a eulogy from his brother who was driving and lived"
*: "We can jantz the night away together!"
Jantz in my pants
The common act for college football fans to " Jantz in their pants" after witnessing an unbelievable, outstanding, remarkable play by Iowa State quarterback Steele Jantz. This term is in relation to the ever popular jizz in my pants phrase.
Fan 1: Hey steve! did you see that play that Steele just made!?
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!
i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.
I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!
The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!
Fan 2: Wow! I just JANTZED IN MY PANTS!!!
i'm going to go jantz off after the game today.
I cant wait for Steele to make me jantz in my pants today!
The way Steele played against Iowa literally made me jantz in my pants!
Jantzed
To initiate intense pleasure to ones life partner.
Jeff: "You Jantzed the hell out of me last night Brian!"
Brian: "I know I did friend.....now go wash the fucking dishes!"
Brian: "I know I did friend.....now go wash the fucking dishes!"
Dirty Jantz
To pull off a rodeo and then immediately do a dirty pirate.
I pulled a Dirty Jantz on this chick last night and was so pissed she bashed out my windshield!