January 1
January 1 is the Day of the GODs if you were born on January in a few years your a genius, everybody thinks your hot and tall
If your were born on January 1 your a true Genius
January 1
Well it’s New Years! Time to get a good start. Be yourself 90% for the whole day! Be open (INCLUDING YOU QUIET PEOPLE)
Friend: why is she acting so cute and clumsy today?
Friend 2: well it’s January 1st....
Friend 2: well it’s January 1st....
January 1
New Years Day and also a day all the Bad Bitches was born !
Oh shit it’s January 1 and it’s my birthday bitchhh!
January 1
National kiss your girlfriend day. Tell her that you love her more than she knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with her.
Friend: Do you know what day it is!!!
Me: No what day is it?!
Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your girlfriend day!!
Me: No what day is it?!
Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your girlfriend day!!
January 1
The baddest Birthday of all!!! New year? New man! New year? New bitch! Get some dick and watch that ball drop... Happy birthday hoe;)
January 1? I heard that’s the best day of the year!
January 1
Today is the day where you make new year’s resolutions that you will never complete and drop all of your old thots day.
Him: Why don’t you talk to me?
Me: it’s January 1 sorry dude
Me: it’s January 1 sorry dude
January 1
yeet you’re least favourite person of a roof day
Lee: hey it’s January 1st today and you’re my least favourite person uwu
Stan: what do you mean?
Lee: just follow me.
(Lee leads Stan to the top of a skyscraper roof)
Stan: *gets yeeted by Lee* AHHH
uwu this is so wholesome
Stan: what do you mean?
Lee: just follow me.
(Lee leads Stan to the top of a skyscraper roof)
Stan: *gets yeeted by Lee* AHHH
uwu this is so wholesome