Japenspeil
A term which may or may not mean the speil (german for "playing") with one's japer (penis)
"Say, Craig... Why are you being a Japenspeil"
"Ali, do you dishes you Japenspeil"
"Do not wake Iain up, he is a Japenspeil"
"Ali, do you dishes you Japenspeil"
"Do not wake Iain up, he is a Japenspeil"