Jardoted
When you shit all over the place while intoxicated
That dumbass just jardoted all over the place. We have to clean up all this assholes Jardot!
Pulling a Jardot
To simultaneously vomit and shit all over the place.
Friend 1: “Oh, no! Tim is pulling a Jardot all over the place!”
Friend 2: “Clean that shit up, man!”
Friend 1: “I can’t! There’s too much! It’s everywhere!”
Friend 2: “Clean that shit up, man!”
Friend 1: “I can’t! There’s too much! It’s everywhere!”