Jarps
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That lass has got a canny pair of jarps on her.
jarp
Ancient pygmy form of greeting, originating from the river dwellers and predominately used between neighbouring tribes. The expression is usually accompanied by an open palm signal of the right hand, similar to a high-five. Today, it is often used between family groups and friends who live some distance apart and translates, typically as "Hello, friend, I harbour thee no ill-will."
1# (ancient): "Jarp! I bring you these two virigins in exchange for seven pigs."
2# (modern): "Jarp! Wassup!"
2# (modern): "Jarp! Wassup!"
Jarp
Illest woman out! Grumpy as hell when she's sober or has no cigarettes. Will bite your fucking toes off if you cross her. Smashes booze like there's no work tomorrow.
Man that chicks a Jarp!
JARP
A group of odd people. Who typically like to joke around, talk about sex, and/or dance to techno.
"Wow Dan, your friends are so jarp!"
"Well, my friends are Jarpies."
"Well, my friends are Jarpies."
Jarp
To jarp, or poke someone. To be jarped.
That great gallah just proper jarped me in the ribs.
Jarped
Upon going down to the STD Clinc the process of having that cotton bud thingy swabbed round your japs eye, to see wether or not that lass you tapped last night has given you a dose or not?
"Now then Bobba, fancy coming down ward 9 with me tomorrow? Ive been bareback with 8 lasses since the last time i got Jarped and could do with a test"