jaspin'
To Jasp: the act of poking/stroking/fondling near or around an unwilling bunghole. Usually occurs during movies; darkness provides the perfect atmosphere for a Jaspist to strike.
Gay Man 1: What's the matter? You're lookin kinda down
Gay Man 2: I did something wrong...
Gay Man 1: Have you been jaspin' again?
Gay Man 2: I jasped my little brother... again.
Gay Man 2: I did something wrong...
Gay Man 1: Have you been jaspin' again?
Gay Man 2: I jasped my little brother... again.