Jaspurbate
Jaspurbate Jaspurbating and Jaspurbation are used to tell someone in case you don't want them to know what you are doing
Jane wants to go and take a shit but doesn't want her friends to know where she is going so
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"