Java dick
When a guy spills coffee on his crotch.
When I spilled coffee on my crotch the bro next to me yelled, "Hey, get a load of Java dick!" and everyone in the coffee shop started a Ja-Va-Dick chant.
Java Dick
Dipping your dick in a cup of (warm) coffee before your girlfriend sucks off the frothy goodness.
Sabrina likes my Java Dick